Archive for the ‘Smarts’ Category

On intelligence.
September 22, 2009

C: “Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” – Hemingway

S: Fuck. I’m doomed.

C: Eh, you’re not that smart.

On new joobs.
August 27, 2009

me: Ugh. The first second I put on my glasses and began reading an ad, my head began to hurt. I neeeeeed a newwwwww jooooooob. I would actually prefer that that “job” is pronounced “joob.”

C: So you could make a poem that rhymes with boob?

S: Well, actually, I liked that “new” and “joob” rhymed.

C: No, newb and joob rhyme. Some English major you are.

S: Oh, blah, near-rhyme. ASSONANCE.

C: You’re An ASSonance.

On relearning math.
August 12, 2009

C: I downloaded this free GRE prep thing, and right now the math review is explaining what integers are. And teaching me how to multiply and divide. I think I chose the right prep thing to download.

S: LINK PLEASE.

On studying for the GRE.
August 3, 2009

C: OK, I need to brush up on geometry. What the F. On algebra apparently I rock out with my cock out.

S: God, I barely passed geometry in 10th grade. By “barely passed,” I mean got a B. But I LOVE algebra.

C: Yeah, it’s cool…but I will have to relearn it. I use the term “cool” relatively, as in, it’s cooler than AIDS.