Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

On incest.
September 23, 2009

C: Did you hear that Mackenzie Phillips had an incestuous consensual relationship with her dad?

S: Whoa, what? Who’s Mackenzie Phillips? And is her dad Don Draper?


On Don Draper.
September 21, 2009

S: I wish Don Draper were my daddy.

C: Me too, but only if he molests me.

On getting older.
September 14, 2009

S: MTV is such a joke.

C: I know.

S: I guess that means I’m old. Shit.

On Dolly Parton.
September 14, 2009

C: Have I told you about my love for Dolly Parton?

S: No, I don’t think you have.

C: Maybe that’s why The Doctor likes me. I’m actually a gay man.

On winning.
September 9, 2009

C: Watching Beauty and the Beast!

S: I’m listening to the president.

C: Who is winning here? Obvi me.

S: Obvi.

On hope.
August 28, 2009

C: Oh S, maybe you just need to find hope again. That’s the only thing that makes life bearable.

S: That’s true. My hope comes in pill form. And costs me $40/month.

C: My hope keeps getting sucked out.

S: Like someone sucking poison from a snakebite? Except the opposite?

C: No, like the witches in Hocus Pocus sucking all of the youth out of the children.

S: Who are the witches in your life?

C: Life.

S: Whoa. That’s heavy.

On Revolutionary Road.
August 26, 2009

C: This is why men shouldn’t marry unfulfilled actresses.

S: Aren’t we all, though.

C: Some are fulfilled actresses!

On preparing for the Mad Men casting call.
August 3, 2009

S: We should just buy wigs.

C: They don’t sell ANY good wigs around here…not that I’ve looked…

S: I was just about to ask!

C: They are all for people who are choosing wigs over weaves. So they don’t come in our colors.

S: I see what you’re saying there. Like the opposite of dance tights.

C: Right.

On coping mechanisms and perfection.
July 31, 2009

C: I don’t really want to talk about my personal life. My personal life is only funny when it’s depressing.

S:  So when it’s not depressing, you get depressed?

C: Yeah, I guess so. I’ve spent so much of my life deflecting with humor that when I don’t have things to deflect it gets…boring.

S:  Hilarious. I’m loving this irony. This rain is so awesome, I want it to never stop.

C: Ugh, why do you like rain so much?? I love sunnnn. I think that’s why I’ve been…off.

S: I don’t know why I like it.  I just do. Maybe it fits my melancholic personality better; makes me feel more me.

C: I don’t see you as melancholy.

S: Really?

C: Yeah, you’re so giggly. Bad stuff has happened, but you’re still upbeat.

S: Maybe it’s all a front, like your humor. That’s why we’re perfect together! Our coping mechanisms complement each other.

C: Hmm, maybe.

S: You make jokes about horrible stuff, and I laugh my ass off about it.

C: But I’m not giving you anything to laugh at. Maybe my life would be more interesting if I watched something besides Sex and the City?

S: TV definitely does not make a person interesting. Unless it’s Mad Men, of course.

On Mad Men.
July 30, 2009

S: Have you been to a Banana Republic?! Don is EVERYWHERE. I want to make love to those posters. And I just might.

C: I want to do the Banana Republic contest. AND, remind me not to touch one of those posters if you have been in its vicinity.

S: This girl depresses me:

C: Haha, why?

S: She just strikes me as kind of sad. Though here I am looking at pictures of her and eating Golden Grahams, so your call.