Archive for the ‘Drinking’ Category

On low tolerance.
August 19, 2009

C: How late did you stay out?!

S: Oh, only like 10.

C: Ohhh. I thought it was much later, because it’s hard to get drunk in a couple of hours.

S: Do you know anything at all about me?!


On fights.
August 7, 2009

C: Did I tell you about the fight I saw last night?

S: Yes! So crazy.

C: Gah so awesome.

S: I don’t think it beats the fight I saw on Sixth Street, though, because that one involved blood.

C: Ugh, you’re so lucky. Why don’t I get to see fights with blood?

On weekends.
August 3, 2009

S: Then we went out on Sixth Street Saturday and saw a girl throw up all over herself. And she only had one shoe on! I couldn’t stop watching. It was the saddest thing I’d ever seen.

C: Gross! And, at the same time, awesome.

On drinking and perfection.
July 22, 2009

S: Someone came to our blog by searching “perfection s and c blog on drinking.” Which, now that I think of it, is super creepy.

C: That IS super creepy. “Perfection s and c blog on drinking.” How would they even think of that??

S: I have no idea.

C: But it’s not about drinking……is it?

S: No, I think they were remembering one specific post.

C: Great. We’re alcoholics that both get drunk on small amounts of alcohol, and people who read our blog can tell!

On, uh, blogging?
July 20, 2009

S: I love that you made drinking a category.

C: It needed to be! It didn’t fit in relationships or dating.

On drinking.
April 28, 2009

C: I ran into guy at church on Sunday, and I thought to myself, “Really?! You made it to church?!”

S: He really wasn’t too drunk or, I don’t know, maybe he was.

C: He poured an entire beer on his head, S! What classifies as drunk to you?