On female problems.

S: I think you gave me your UTI. 😦

C: Um….how did I do that?

S: By talking about it! My body was all, oh yeah, that happens here too.

C: Oh…I didn’t realize it was communicable through communication. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN!?!? It’s killing me!

S: Well, it’s like throwing up, anytime someone talks about throwing up, I always end up throwing up later that day. It’s so weird.

C: My bitchy boss said that it could be from wearing things that are too tight…what she doesn’t know is that I’ve been wearing things that are too tight for YEARS!

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