Archive for June, 2009

On running away.
June 16, 2009

C:  Maybe you should go to a convent for like 6 months and get away from all men.

S: That’s not a terrible idea. Do convents take refugees?

C: I think so…they took Whoopi Goldberg.


On bosses.
June 16, 2009

C: There is nothing worse than having a 27 year old boss who orders you around like you are 12.

S: How about a menopausal boss who undoes all the work you do with her white-out?