S: I really need something good to happen. I’m in a bad place.
C: It’s darkest before the light. A phoenix rises from the ashes.
S: When God closes a door, he opens a window.
C: Yeah, but I don’t understand that one. It’s like, “Um…awesome, but a window is going to be a lot more difficult to get out of than a door.”
S: Are you painting your nails for tonight?
S: Well, you’re buying a new outfit and calling it a date! I don’t think the question is silly!
C: I LIKE NEW OUTFITS!
S: K, I unsubscribed tfln from my google reader. They were blowing up my reader inbox. If I really wanna read what dipshit drunks do, I’ll go to the damn website.
C: I don’t use google reader……..
S: It’s really great, and makes reading blogs a lot easier.
C: Yeah, but I like making reading blogs harder so that it takes up more time.
S: I don’t want to live 100 years unless I still have my mind and most of my body all 100 of those years; and lots of money.
C: LOOOTTTSSSSS of money, and I don’t have to hang out with other old people unless they are funny and talk about real things and don’t shit themselves.
S: and you want to volunteer at a nursing home.
C: Ok, I understand hating jobs, but if you haven’t worked ANYWHERE for more than 6 months…really??
S: Yeah, 6 months is about the amount of time it takes to hate any job.
C: Yeah, and then stick with it until you can’t take it anymore…like where you are.
S: Haha, yes, and go on antidepressants in the meantime. It’s a great plan.
C: Did I tell you that D called me on Saturday and left a message that was like, “by the way, those people weren’t my friends.”
S: lol. She’s hilarious.
C: I really like her. She could fit in with us.
S: Yeah, we should hang out with her.
C: This is how S2 and I evaluated you.
S: lol. Awesome. I’m glad I passed the test!
C: Well, before we even knew about you we were like, “we need someone to join our group who is like us – on medication to be happier, attends therapy…” and then God sent us you!
C: Did you hear that Mackenzie Phillips had an incestuous consensual relationship with her dad?
S: Whoa, what? Who’s Mackenzie Phillips? And is her dad Don Draper?
C: “Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” – Hemingway
S: Fuck. I’m doomed.
C: Eh, you’re not that smart.
C: OMFG. My life is muy complicated-o.
S: Oh, gosh. No it’s not.
C: Oh yeah. I always forget who I’m talking to.
C: Are you not allowed to take your lunch hour whenever? That’s totally gay.
S: Nope, not when my boss is here.
C: That is like a socialist state.
S: Dictatorship. You forget how liberal I am.
C: Fine, it’s fascist.
S: Okay, that works.